Basement // Pine
Why do you even exist on this planet, Philip Lester
To bring joy to us mere mortals who other wise would have nothing good in their lives..
and to fuck dan
A friend in my AP English class made a sign that said “AP: If you aren’t crying at night, you aren’t doing it right” and my English teacher liked it so much she tacked it on her wall
Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.
For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright
Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.
And yes, she is always this cute.
Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.
The only post I routinely reblog
I FOUND MY OLD SCHOOL BUS PASS PICTURES HAHAH it’s like
little me hello
weird growing up me
then bam hello puberty
people messaging me if I have a mega pokemon evolution, this is me now lol
Well fuck me sideways and call me Ash
Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.
THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL
All the fucking time. People have their pets euthanized because they did something to their kid who fucking hit them or pulled on their tail or got in their face or something. Here’s a better idea: WATCH YOUR FUCKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND ANIMALS. Okay thanks.
But this? Well, that’s how kids learn, isn’t it?
they do bad shit, they get bad shit happening right back.
I’ll bet that little brat won’t touch the cat again right?
and OP is a fucking prick for trying to blame the cat for defending itself when the kid SMACKED THE CAT IN THE HEAD.
That shit HURTS for a little cat. I’d lash back too.
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
me when i am mildly inconvenienced:
thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed:
no no it's fine i've had worse
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
sam winchester is my demon jesus
DEAN WINCHESTER IS THE REASON WALDO IS HIDING